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32-year-old FloridaMan pretends to be 17, has sex with 15-year-old girl he met online

VENICE, FL – 32-year-old Vincent James Brown is a PERVERT! Screw putting him in jail, put this jerkoff under it!

Vincent was arrested and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious molestation, after he pretended to be 17-years-old to have sex with a 15-year-old girl he met online.

According to the DeSoto County Sheriff’s Office, Vincent met the 15-year-old girl on a dating app called “Down.”

The two decided to meet in person, and when they did, the victim told Vincent she was a minor. Vincent, being the perv that he is, pretended to be 17, so the underage girl would sleep with him.

It’s unknown how the cops became aware of the crime, but nonetheless, they did.

An arrest warrant was issued for Vincent, and with the help of both the North Port and Venice Police Departments, Vincent was apprehended.

The dildo gave a full confession to DeSoto County detectives, and was taken to the Sarasota County Jail.

(SOURCE: NBC 2 News)


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