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Florida Woman steals sex toy, gets nude in store, tries it out

FORT PIERCE, Fla. – 36-year-old Florida Woman Theresa Stanley was arrested late last month, after she stole a sex toy from a store, got naked, then put the toy inside of her, while inside the store!

The incident happened on August 31st, when Fort Pierce Police received a call that Stanley had taken a pink sex toy from a shelf, removed it from its packaging, then took her pants off and began using it.

Police say that by the time they arrived, the Florida Woman was completely nude and moved to the stock room to continue using the item.

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As officers entered the stock room, Stanley dropped the toy and was arrested.

Records show the value of the stolen item was $45.98.

The Florida Woman was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and larceny.

(SOURCE: Click Orlando)

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