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Michigan Man in Florida pulls Florida Man move, tells cops he’s “just chillin” after bloody DUI crash

NAPLES, Fla. – 28-year-old Michigan Man Joseph Munoz pulled a Florida Man move, telling deputies he was “just chillin” after a bloody DUI crash on Sunday.

Collier County deputies responded to an accident around 2AM on Sunday, after the Michigan Man hit a guard rail on Tamiami Trail East and caused $5,000 worth of damage to his car and guardrail.

Deputies found Munoz covered in blood. When questioned, he told deputies he was “just chillin.”

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The Michigan Man was taken to the hospital for his injuries, where it was determined he had a BAC of .201, almost three times the legal limit of .08 in the state of Florida.

Munoz was charged and cited with DUI and DUI with property damage.

(SOURCE: NBC 2 News)

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