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Florida Woman tells cops her name is ‘My Butt Just Farted’

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – 33-year-old Florida Woman Melinda Lynn Guerrero was arrested after refusing to leave a Mobil gas station and telling officers her name was ‘My Butt Just Farted.’

Guerrero was detained after refusing to leave the gas station. When officers asked her name, she repeatedly told them it was ‘My Butt Just Farted.’

Luckily, Guerrero has her last name tattooed on her back, helping officers identify her.

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This isn’t Guerrero’s first time being arrested; she was recently arrested for drinking in close proximity to a St. Petersburg Shell gas station.

It is believed that Guerrero may have been under the influence of drugs or alcohol. 

She’s been charged with providing a false name and with trespassing, before being released on her own recognizance. 

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(SOURCE: DailyMail)

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